Post by Jacqueline on Jun 25, 2006 14:50:51 GMT -5
I'm sure everyone's read this but I'm posting it anyways.
>>> This chain letter is real
>>> so follow
>>> the instructions
>>> and something
>>> good will happen!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Sorry,
>>>but this chain letter is for real.
>>>When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
>>>she ignored it and a week later the love of her
>>>life dumped her for no good reason so
>>>BEWARE,
>>>and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
>>>The Lovers of the Heart
>>>
>>>In order to form
>>>a more perfect kiss,
>>>enable the mighty hug to promote
>>>to whom we please
>>>but one kiss.
>>>
>>>Article 1:
>>>
>>>Statement of Love:
>>>The Kiss
>>>
>>>1.
>>>Kiss on the hand
>>>I adore you
>>>
>>>2.
>>>Kiss on the cheek
>>>I just want to be friends
>>>
>>>3.
>>>Kiss on the neck
>>>I want you
>>>
>>>4.
>>>Kiss on the lips
>>>I love you
>>>
>>>5.
>>>Kiss on the ears
>>>I am just playing
>>>
>>>6.
>>>Kiss anywhere else
>>>lets not get carried away
>>>
>>>7.
>>>Look in your eyes
>>>kiss me
>>>
>>>8.
>>>Playing with your hair
>>>I can't live without you
>>>
>>>9.
>>>Hand on your waist
>>>I love you to much to let you go
>>>Article 2:
>>>The Three Steps
>>>
>>>1.
>>>Girls:
>>>If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
>>>
>>>2.
>>>Guys
>>>If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
>>>
>>>3.
>>>Guys & Girls
>>>Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Article 3:
>>>The Commandments
>>>
>>>1.
>>>Thou shall not squeeze
>>>too hard.
>>>
>>>2.
>>>Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
>>>but take one.
>>>
>>>3.
>>>Thou shall kiss
>>>at every opportunity.
>>>
>>>
>>>* Remember *
>>>A peach is a peach
>>>A plum is a plum,
>>>A kiss isn't a kiss
>>>Without some tongue.
>>>So open up your mouth
>>>close your eyes,
>>>and give your tongue
>>>some exercise!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Here are a few reasons
>>>why guys like girls:
>>>
>>>1.
>>>They will always smell good
>>>even if its just shampoo
>>>
>>>2.
>>>The way their heads always
>>>find the right spot on our shoulder
>>>
>>>3.
>>>How cute they look when they sleep
>>>
>>>4.
>>>The ease in which they fit into our arms
>>>
>>>5.
>>>The way they kiss you and
>>>all of a sudden everything
>>>is right in the world
>>>
>>>6.
>>>How cute they are when they eat
>>>
>>>7.
>>>The way they take hours
>>>to get dressed
>>>but in the end
>>>it makes it all worth while
>>>
>>>8.
>>>Because they are always
>>>warm even when its minus 30 outside
>>>
>>>9.
>>>The way they look good
>>>no matter what they wear
>>>
>>>10.
>>>The way they fish for compliments
>>>even though you both know that you
>>>think she's the most
>>>beautiful thing on this earth
>>>
>>>11.
>>>How cute they are when they argue
>>>
>>>12.
>>>The way her hand always finds yours
>>>
>>>13.
>>>The way they smile
>>>
>>>14.
>>>The way you feel
>>>when you see their name
>>>on the call ID
>>>after you just had a big fight
>>>
>>>15.
>>>The way she says
>>>"lets not fight anymore"
>>>even though you know that
>>>an hour later....
>>>
>>>16.
>>>The way they kiss when
>>>you do something nice for them
>>>
>>>17.
>>>The way they kiss you
>>>when you say
>>>"I love you"
>>>
>>>18.
>>>Actually ...
>>>just the way they kiss you...
>>>
>>>19.
>>>The way they fall into your arms
>>>when they cry
>>>
>>>20.
>>>Then the way they apologize
>>>for crying over something that silly
>>>
>>>21.
>>>The way they hit you
>>>and expect it to hurt
>>>
>>>22.
>>>Then the way they apologize
>>>when it does hurt.
>>>(even though we don't admit it)!
>>>
>>>23.
>>>The way they say
>>>"I miss you"
>>>
>>>24.
>>>The way you miss them
>>>
>>>25.
>>>The way their tears
>>>make you want to
>>>change the world
>>>so that it
>>>doesn't hurt her anymore.....
>>>Yet regardless
>>>if you love them,
>>>hate them,
>>>wish they would die
>>>or
>>>know that you would die
>>>without them ...
>>>it matters not.
>>>Because once in your life,
>>>whatever they were to the world
>>>they become everything to you.
>>>When you look them in the eyes,
>>>traveling to
>>>the depths of their souls
>>>and
>>>you say a million things
>>>without trace of a sound,
>>>you know that your own life
>>>is inevitable consumed
>>>within the rhythmic beatings
>>>of her very heart.
>>>We love them for a million reasons,
>>>No paper would do it justice.
>>>It is a thing not of the mind
>>>but of the heart.
>>>A feeling.
>>>Only felt.
>>>
>>>*
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>This chain started in 1887.
>>>It is a love chain letter.
>>>In an hour you are
>>>supposed to send it to
>>>25 people.
>>>It is easy, just look into
>>>chat rooms and find them.
>>>Anyway,
>>>send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
>>>Now here
>>>comes the fun part.
>>>You then say
>>>the name of the person
>>>you like or love
>>>and then the person will say
>>>"I love you,"
>>>or
>>>"Will you go out with me?"
>>>NO JOKE!!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>NOW
>>>THE CONSEQUENCES
>>>
>>>The consequences are:
>>>If you break the chain letter,
>>>you will have bad luck
>>>in future relationships.
>>>If you don't
>>>break the chain,
>>>then you will be a
>>>happy camper!!!
>>>
>>>CoNgRatULaTioNs! !
>>>
>>>You have been chosen
>>>to participate
>>>in the
>>>LONGEST
>>>and the
>>>LUCKIEST
>>>chain letter on the Internet!
>>>Once you read,
>>>this letter you must
>>>IMMEDIATELY
>>>(meaning within the hour)
>>>be sent to
>>>25
>>>people
>>>After you send it,
>>>make a wish
>>>and it will come
>>>TRUE
>>>
>>>YOU MAY NOT WAIT
>>>FOR A CERTAIN TIME
>>>TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,
>>>IT MUST BE SENT
>>>TO
>>>25
>>>PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
>>>OR
>>>YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
>>>TRUE!
>>>If THIS
>>>CHAIN LETTER
>>>IS CONTINUED UNTIL
>>>THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
>>>
>>>THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
>>>
>>>
>>>PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
>>>
>>>*WARNING*
>>>
>>>IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
>>>SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
>>>WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
>>>
>>>NOTE*
>>>THE MORE PEOPLE
>>>YOU SEND THIS TO
>>>THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL
>>>HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
>>>IF YOU BREAK
>>>THE CHAIN LETTER
>>>
>>>(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
>>>
>>>YOU WILL HAVE
>>>BAD LUCK
>>>WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
>>>FOR SEVEN YEARS.
>>>THIS IS
>>>NO
>>>JOKE.
>>>GOOD LUCK
